What if there were no hypothetical questions? and other questions from the grandchildren...

1. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

2. If a deaf child swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

3. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

4. Is there another word for synonym?

5. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

6. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

7. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

8. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

9. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

10. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

11. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

12. Can an atheist get insurance against acts of God?