THANK YOU, UNCLE SAM!
[extract
from a recent forwarded e-mail]
Thank you, Uncle Sam, for keeping me safe... Thank You. Now let me get this straight, Uncle Sam - You
are going to start from kindergarten feeding my kids all sorts of
"healthy" food from your illustrious food pyramid like bread, and
apple sauce, and 1% milk, and chicken nuggets, and pasta. You are going to
FORCE this on them and you've made it ILLEGAL for parents to even refuse MILK
for their child without a doctor’s note. Good job... they need the hormones in
that milk and we need to protect the kids whose parents don't care enough.
Then, you are gonna continue your war on the supplement companies "for our
own good" because we are not qualified to make a choice for ourselves. You
need to protect us from the evils of unregulated plants, herbs, and minerals. I
know, big guy, you made it illegal to ship more than 1oz. of 5% Lugol's Iodine,
or more than 100mg of Vitamin C! Thank
God for you! People could kill
themselves with that!! And, those organic
farmers -- you've made it financially impossible for them to survive with all
your regulations. I mean, the big farm
guys, you PAY THEM in subsidies to grow all that yummy genetically modified
food. I mean, THAT FOOD WILL SAVE THE
WORLD FROM HUNGER!! Now, for the organic small farmer, he needs to PAY YOU to
be able to produce his crops and get through all the red tape. Bravo, Uncle
Sam. And be sure to put some regulations in about homeowners not growing big
gardens and giving food to their neighbors... Wait, you did that with the Food
Safety Bill? Phew, OK, I thought you forgot
that part. Oh, and don't get me started
on the Raw Milk people... ARE THEY CRAZY wanting to make a choice for
themselves and their families to consume a product that is so
"unsafe"? And thankfully,
through the hard work of federal inspectors and hundreds of thousands of tax
payer dollars in sting operations, you've been able to destroy quite a few of
those evil small raw dairies. I mean,
who are they to provide a product to someone who wants to buy that
product? And, I surely don't want to
forget the statement the FDA put out earlier this year that..."people
don't have the fundamental right to eat whatever foods they want." We can't forget that; it's just so important
to remember! It is the government’s job
to regulate our entire lives, including what we consume and if you disagree, according
to Homeland Security, you must be a domestic terrorist -- so step off. Thanks, Uncle Sam, for all you do! And, ya know what, even if those crazy people
who talk about FREEDOM and LIBERTY
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