WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX
1)YOU can get chocolate.
2)Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
3)You can safely have chocolate while driving.
4)You can make chocolate last as long as you want.
5)You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
6)With chocolate, there’s no need to fake it.
7)Chocolate will not lead to pregnancy.
8)You can have chocolate any time of the month.
9)You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
10)You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
11)Having chocolate won’t keep your neighbours awake.
12)With chocolate, size doesn’t matter.
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